As my (unbeknownst) three part series on fucked-up-things-I-found-and-observed-on-the-net comes to a close (and I attempt to recall another clever anecdote about my college days) I turn my (completely confused and ultimately irate) eyes to the world of eBay-ing.

I've been a fan of eBay since the moment I heard of it. As a pack rat and collector of (not really) valuable and/or interesting music, books and film (et. al) I equally love and hate the eBeast. There is definitely a small part of me that longs for the days when you actually had to LEAVE HOME to find rare and generally strange (junk) objects, but at the same time, GIVE ME WHAT I WANT NOW!

I generally buy and sell the aforementioned trivial items and have never really ventured into the...uh...exotic. I recalled someone once selling their soul and another their dignity and self respect for the cheap, so I decided to dig a bit deeper. Holy Shit.

All I can say before you see these "items" is this: If any of these appeal to you or put you in the mood to get into a bidding war I can save you the trouble, just send ME the god damned money! You obviously don't need it if you are willing to spend it on this bullshit.