How To Turn Your Car Into an Unstoppable Killing Machine in 8 Easy Steps!

Step 1. Fill The Trunk With Live Bees
Pop the trunk and surprise your enemies with a deadly bee attack!

Step 2. Attach A Pair of AK-47's To The Windshield Wipers
Be sure to have twine attached to the triggers. That way when you turn on the wipers the gunfire will activate and and spray outward!

Step 3. Tie Angry Grizzly Bears To The Front, Rear, and Sides Of Your Car*
Keep a water bottle handy. If the bears become docile, roll down the windows and squirt them in the eyes to keep them angry!

Step 4. Put A Boombox On The Roof and Play A "Scary Sounds of Halloween" Cassette Tape
Fear is the ultimate weapon!

Step 5. Soak The Tires In Yak's Blood
(For luck)

Step 6. Tape Several Dozen Steak Knives Together Into A Ball. Attach A Car Battery To Your "Knife Ball."
If an enemy approaches, deploy the : ROLLING LIGHTNING ATTACK!

Step 7. Keep A Running Chainsaw In Your Lap While You Drive
(For close encounters)

Step 8. Put On Your Best War Face
If your war face needs work, practice in the rear view mirror